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WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Planned Parenthood President Cecile Richards is stepping down as head of the nation's largest abortion provider.
Sources say Richards has become frustrated with a task that can never be completed, reportedly telling one colleague, "I woke up in the middle of the night with the stark realization that no matter how hard I work, I'll never be able to kill them all. There will always be that dumb b*tch who wants a baby."
Among the accomplishments during her 12-year reign have been the sale of aborted body parts, celebratory parties for meeting abortion targets, and specifically encouraging black women to have abortions. Richards also served as a communications adviser on Hillary Clinton’s disastrous presidential campaign, earning her the title 'Angel of Death.'
Richards is currently writing an 'inspirational' memoir, titled Moloch Lives!, scheduled for release in April.
