WORLD NEWS BUREAU - Feminist activists say they are modifying the famous pink 'pussy hats' to not offend transgender or other sexually confused/mentally ill individuals.
Phoebe Hopps, founder and president of Women's March Michigan, said the movement is changing the symbolic pink knitted hats because they are discriminatory to women who do not have typically female genitalia. "Many of our women today have penises and the addition of knitted meatsticks on the hats provides the inclusivity they deserve."
Earlier complaints that the 'pussy hats' were also ostracizing to women of color were laid to rest after a sampling of those women's genitals determined that they were, in fact, also pink.
New feminist hats now cover all bases (AP Photo)