SUNRISE, Florida (World News Bureau) - A prominent psychiatrist claims the pretend CNN town hall meeting between students and Sen. Rubio and NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch last night answered the critical question of what causes school mass shootings.
"It's clearly the kids. In fact, I believe several on the show were a Mountain Dew away from murdering Rubio and the woman - on live TV, no less," said Professor of Psychiatry, Dr. Ramish Kumar after watching the program.