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Macy's Introduces Clothing Line For Muslims
Macy's is launching a women's clothing line for Muslim shoppers.
The department store chain says their new Happy Harem line will consist of dark, formless dresses and hijabs featuring blood-resistant, blow-cushioning fabric and 'pre-wired Paradise PocketsTM.'
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Russian Pranksters Spoof Adam Schiff
The ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee was the victim of prank phone calls from Russian comedians.
In audio recordings of the prank calls posted online, Adam Schiff (RTRD-Ca) repeatedly goes to his refrigerator to confirm it is running in response to a question posed by callers identifying themselves as appliance repairmen. Ultimately Schiff curses and hangs up on the callers after finally being told, "Well then, you'd better catch it, you clueless American retard!"
Schiff appears to fall for the prank at least 17 times over a period of several days before he reportedly destroyed his phone with a hammer.
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Scientists Say First Britains Were Black w/Blue Eyes
The first modern humans in Britain were black with blue eyes, a new analysis of a 10,000-year-old Somerset skeleton has revealed.
Dr. Filbert Dinkman, from University College in London, said: "Our studies show that this individual was black or possibly an extremely dirty white person. We think he/she had piercing blue eyes, but of course, without the eyes themselves, we're guessing here. One thing is certain - this person had really awful teeth. Absolutely horrorshow."
