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NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - People around the world are expressing relief after actress and part-time parade float Lena Dunham's announcement that she is barren due to having a recent hysterectomy.
The hefty celebrity told Vogue Magazine she underwent the radical surgery after suffering crippling pain in her "giant box," knowing she would never be able to have children. "With pain like this, I could never be able to be anyone’s mother. Even if I could find a blind guy drunk enough to get me pregnant, there’s nothing I could offer."
Sources say doctors at a New York hospital removed Dunham's uterus, cervix, and what was described as "the intact remains of a large rat."
