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SEATTLE, Washington (World News Bureau) - As part of today's diversity courses implemented at all Starbucks locations, employees were educated on the chain's new 'Racial Realignment Program' (RAP).
According to a leaked memo, the program is to "ensure the contentment of those guests who are at a disadvantage in our society and deserving of our best efforts to accommodate them while marginalizing those who have harmed them."
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