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NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - After yet another unhinged, profanity-laden diatribe about President Trump by Robert De Niro - this time at last night's Tony Awards - many are starting to believe that the octogenarian actor isn't merely suffering from dementia, but may actually be secretly working for Trump himself.
"I mean, just a few days ago De Niro was ranting and cursing like a mental patient in front of a high school graduating class, for God's sake. Now, he does it again on national TV - I can't think of a more effective way to make normal, middle-class America hate liberals. Trump's paying him big time, no doubt about it," said one D.C. political analyst.
But not everyone is buying the scenario, especially in light of the fact De Niro appeared to wet himself onstage last night, reinforcing the argument that he's simply mentally ill.
