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Trump Trolls Pelosi

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Trump Trolls Libs

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Haiti Wracked With Violence, Poverty

In addition to the usual crippling poverty, the country of Haiti has become paralyzed by widespread violence, prompting a U.S. State Department travel advisory and recommendation that Americans there shelter in place until they can be extracted.

In an attempt to counter the adverse publicity, Haiti has launched a new tourism campaign: "Haiti - Like Detroit, only better"

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University Works To Reduce Number Of Whites On Campus 

Cal Poly San Luis Obispo has recently launched a comprehensive program to decrease the number of white students on their campus. The program consists of:

• Giving inner-city blacks free scholarships and money to attend Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

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Lesbians Clash With Transgenders

Women who act like men turned against women who think they're men, as well as men who think they are women at a PRIDE march in London recently. 

Dozens of mental health workers were deployed to the scene in an effort to deflate the conflict, but not before one woman suffered a superficial injury when a 300 lb. lesbian attempted to pull off her penis.

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 Thais Rescue Soccer Team Without Elon Musk Vehicle

Divers in Thailand brought out the last of 12 remaining boys from a flooded cave on Tuesday.

The rescue was accomplished without the use of Tesla founder Elon Musk's unique rescue vehicle after the high-tech capsule caught fire and burned to the ground while charging.

 

 

Trump Trolls New Mexican President

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