SAN FRANCISCO (World News Bureau) - The Vatican is reportedly upset with Rep. Nancy Pelosi's evoking the name of the venerated Catholic saint, Francis of Assisi, while defending the 'values' of San Francisco - a city internationally known for its rampant godless sexual perversion, mental illness, debauchery, crime, substance addiction, suicide, homelessness, and unspeakable filth.
This isn't the first time Pelosi has angered the Vatican. The octagenarian politician personally lectured the Pope several years ago that Jesus Christ would be an advocate of the mass slaughter of unborn children, prompting some in the church to demand she be administered a forced exorcism.