WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Administrators at a medical university believe new Planned Parenthood president, Dr. Leana Wen, may have mistakenly been given the wrong oath at her graduation. The disclosure comes after Wen recently called the mass slaughter of unborn children 'standard medical care.'
A source at the Washingon University School of Medicine says Wen may have been given a Satanic oath instead of the usual Hippocratic oath, prompting her to look at killing unborn babies as caring for them. "There were reportedly Satan worshippers on staff at the time, so it's possible. Either that or she's insane."