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NYT: Warren 'Spastically Scalped Herself'

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) - The New York Times delivered an unexpected, blistering rebuke of Sen. Elizabeth Warren (RTRD- Mass) on Tuesday, claiming her DNA test debacle ruined her chance of being elected president.

"Even a child can look at Warren and see she's the whitest cracker in the box. By trotting out a DNA test that proves it this wannabe savage spastically scalped herself, leaving her presidential aspirations prostrate and bleeding on her pretend-teepee floor. Maybe somebody this stupid doesn't deserve to be president."

The article goes on to say Warren would have been better to stick to her earlier repeated refusal to take a DNA test (below).

 

Thursday, December 06, 2018 |

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