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WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Newly elected Democrat superstar Alexandroid Occasional-Cortex told an environmental group on Friday that her election was 'a miracle.'
"Me getting elected to the Congress House was no less a miracle than Jesus turning bread into water or parting the Red River. It's like I'm Jesus only doing miracles here in America instead of, you know, Saudi Arabia."
This isn't the first time Occasional-Cortex has compared her election to pivotal historic events - past comparisons included:
- Bread being sliced
- The invention of the wheel
- Discovery of cheese on the moon
- Creation of instant breakfast
- Taming of dolphins
- Vagisil
Supporters, as well as a growing number of conservatives, are urging Occasional-Cortex to run for the presidency in 2020.
Rep. Alexandroid Occasional-Cortex (API)
