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Transformer Favored To Win Miss Universe

BANGKOK, Thailand (World News Bureau) - Oddsmakers are betting a mentally ill sexually confused transformer individual will win this year's Miss Universe pageant.

Former plumber Jesus Eduardo, now known as Angela Ponce, won his/her qualifying rounds in Spain to become the first transformer eligible for the prestigious international competition.

Miss Universe officials are defending their decision to allow Ponce to compete: "Look, her breasts are no more fake than the other girls' and when she tucks, you can barely tell she's a guy - at least from the front. From the back, it's a freak show."

 

Trannie Miss Universe

Transformer Angela Ponce (API)

 

Wednesday, December 05, 2018 |

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