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Ocasio-Cortez: Tax Rich People Into Poverty
Self-avowed socialist deep thinker, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (RTRD-NY), declared in a recent interview that wealthy people should be taxed 'at least' 70% of their income, with rich New Yorkers taxed at a rate of 82.7%.
"Look, we need to incentavate rich people to not make so much money so regular people can have more. If rich people know they will still be poor after making all that money, they will stop trying, which will leave trillions of dollars to those who really need it - like women who need abortions and undocumented immigrants who need houses and cars."
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Politician Drops 'MF' Bomb At Swearing In
After removing her hand from a Bible used in her swearing-in, Rashida Tlaib (RTRD-MI) channeled a demon-possessed fat housewife on Monday as she blurted the mother of all vile obscenities while bizarrely invoking her young son.
The bold move quickly attracted the attention of her party, prompting many in the DNC to consider Tlaib as a possible 2020 presidential nominee. "She's defily' got the right sh*t," said Rep. Maxine Waters (RTRD- Ca).
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Arizona Senator Sworn In On Bloody Gay Comic Book
Incoming Senator, Kyrsten Sinema (RTRD-AZ), on Monday refused to be sworn in on a Bible, opting instead for a lesbian comic book smeared with her own menstrual blood.
"This represents who I am as a woman, a lesbian, and a politician," Sinema told a clearly-repulsed Vice President Mike Pence who administered the oath of office.