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Elizabeth Warren Injured In New Year's Fall

CAMBRIDGE, Mass (World News Bureau) - Senator Elizabeth Warren (RTRD-Mass), reportedly sustained minor injuries after falling down at her Cambridge residence on New Year's Eve.

Sources say the fall occurred after a night of drinking and social media live-streaming by the elderly politician.

"Her husband said she was taking a trashcan full of beer bottles to a recycling bin when she fell down some rear stairs and landed in a hedge. He called 911 after she reportedly urinated on herself and waved a small hatchet in a threatening manner when he attempted to pull her from the shrub."

 

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Thursday, January 03, 2019 |

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