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(World News Bureau) - Today America celebrates the birthday of a well-known and much beloved public figure.
While his accomplishments are notable, what this man has not done is even more so:
- He never plagiarized his doctoral thesis and numerous other academic and public writings.
- He was never associated with the American Communist Party, nor privately described himself as a Marxist.
- He was never a serial philanderer, ardent whore-monger, or abuser of women.
The man whose birthday we are celebrating today is, of course, noted intellectual, actor, minister, hand model, and World News Bureau founder and Editor in Chief, Scooter Van Neuter.
Van Neuter achieved fame early in his career with his landmark "I Have To Scream" speech he gave at Wichita State University in 1965. An excerpt:
"I have to scream when I hear those immoral holders of the public trust - our liberal politicians - pushing their agenda of abortion and sexual perversion.
I have to scream when I see the left nurture sloth and disengagement with their vote-buying social welfare programs.
I have to scream when I see generation after generation of progressives and Democrats appease and coddle those who wish to destroy us, always to the peril of our security and that of our allies....."
Those words still hold true today. We join people across the land in wishing Scooter Van Neuter a very happy birthday!
Scooter Van Neuter gives his famous "I have to scream," speech
