WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - House Manager Jerry Nadler (RTRD-NY) was transported to an area hospital Thursday night after suffering injuries while racing Rep. Adam Schiff (RTRD-Ca) to the lectern.
According to sources, Nadler 'power waddled' to the mic ahead of Schiff to close out the Democrats’ argument during the final question of impeachment Q&A. After making his statement, the gelatinous Congressman collapsed and EMTs were called.
"Rep. Nadler sustained what we would characterize as a 'total body' sprain," a spokesperson for Howard University Hospital told reporters. "Essentially, he pulled every muscle in his body."
"The last time I saw Jerry move that fast was when I dropped a Rollo in the hallway," said one colleague.
Rep. Jerry Nadler is treated by EMTs (API)