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Dozens Trampled To Death At Soleimani Funeral
Iran's state-run media reports that a mass stampede during a funeral procession for Iranian military commander Qasem Soleimani resulted in the deaths of 40 mourners and injuries to 213 others on Tuesday morning.
Eyewitnesses reported seeing a large grey pigeon flying over the procession accompanied by shouts of "DRON! DRON!" immediately proceeding the incident.
Iran Responds To Michael Moore
Iran issued an official reply on Tuesday to Hollywood director Michael Moore's emails, letters, and telegrams begging them not to attack American interests in response to the U.S. killing of Iranian general, Qasem Soleimani.
"We have no idea who you are. Stop sending us letters. If we need an extra float for next year's military parade we will call you," said Iranian spokesman I'haba Tolonmi-hed.
War Drums: Trump Mercilessly Trolls Salami
President Trump took to Twitter Tuesday morning to respond to Islamic Revolution Guard Corps (IRGC) commander Hossein Salami's threat that his revenge against the U.S. “will be hard, firm, regrettable, decisive and complete.”
"Pretty sure Salami is describing his weekly visits to his poor nephew. Not scared." posted Trump.
Salami reportedly responded to the insult by pledging to "brutally pound to death" Trump's son, Baron, "but not in the way that you think I mean."
Iranian lawmakers Injured While Burning U.S. Flags
Dozens of Iranian Parliament members were reportedly injured Tuesday while attempting to burn several 'extremely dry, cheap Chinese made' U.S. flags in protest of the killing of Gen. Qasem Soleimani (below).
