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Olive Branch: Trump Offers To Return Soleimani's Genitals

WASHINGTON DC (World News Bureau) - Saying he is acting in the spirit of reconciliation, President Trump on Wednesday offered to return the genitals of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani, after they were reportedly found on top of a UPS truck at Baghdad Airport (below).

 

Gen Soleimanis dick

Box containing the penis of Gen. Qasem Soleimani (UPI)

 

Thursday, January 09, 2020 |

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