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Pelosi PC Woes May Delay Impeachment Articles Transfer

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - Reports that Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-Ca) will transfer the Trump impeachment files on Wednesday may be premature, as sources say the octogenarian politician has compromised the PC holding the files and has no idea how to move them. 

An IT engineer working with Congress was overheard on Monday saying that Pelosi has "totally f*cked up" her PC by downloading "gay porn and cat videos" containing viruses and malware. In addition, the source claims Pelosi "wouldn't have a clue" how to transfer the files anyway. "She saved the impeachment document as a JPEG, so, you know..."

Because of House security rules, no one but the Speaker of the House may manipulate the articles of impeachment files.

 

Pelosi cant figure out how to transfer impeachment articles

 

Tuesday, January 14, 2020 |

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