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Shocker! Greta Actually A 39-Year-Old Stripper?

AMSTERDAM, SWEDEN (World News Bureau) - A recent Facebook software glitch revealed that climate activist Greta Thunberg's posts are actually being written by a man representing himself as her father, and radical Indian climate activist, Adarsh Prathap. The information has led an Italian investigator to research the youth's identity resulting in a shocking claim - Greta Thunberg is actually a twice-divorced 39-year-old pole-dancing stripper from Amsterdam named Ingrid "Juice Box" Karlsson (below).

If true, how this dramatic new information will impact Thunberg/Karlsson's (or her father and Prathap's) climate change crusade remains to be seen. More on this story as it develops.

 

Stripper Greta

Ingrid "Juice Box" Karlsson (API)

Wednesday, January 15, 2020 |

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