DAVOS, Switzerland (World News Bureau) - Speaking at a press conference at Davos, President Trump said teen climate activist, Greta Thunberg, should focus her "psycho rage" towards extreme polluting countries instead of America, which boasts some of the world's cleanest standards.
The President then went on to praise Thunberg - sort of. "Greta's a little scary, right? She reminds me of that girl in The Exorcist. What is she - like seventeen? That's great. You know, she beat me out for Time's 'Person of the Year.' Good for her. Scary!"
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