WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) - A high-level CIA operative says the Russian spy ship presently cruising the East Coast is, among other things, actively hacking the Democratic National Committee's (DNC) computer servers as well as Hillary Clinton's home server.
"We're 99% positive that the Russians are again successfully accessing DNC servers in Washington and Mrs. Clinton's home server in New York. Actually, they've never really stopped hacking them. The DNC changed their passwords, but it appears they're using their last names, so the security update has been somewhat non-effective. As for Mrs. Clinton, she reportedly had a steel fence constructed around her server, so, well, you know."
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