SCOTTSDALE, Arizona (World News Bureau) - Online clothier, Wyte GiltTM, has introduced a new line of tee shirts for "socially conscious, low-melanin individuals" in response to recent events.
Entrepreneur and online news maven, Scooter Van Neuter, developed the line after struggling with his own sense of identity:
"Like many Caucasians, through the media and academia lately I have become painfully aware of the damage my whiteness is inflicting on society. I've tried everything to escape this curse - excessive tanning, wearing hoodies, speaking Ebonics and listening to rap, marching with Black Lives Matter, even cursing at every police officer I come across, but it wasn't enough - that's when I came up with my Wyte GiltTM line."
Shirts are available with the taglines "Sorry I'm white," "I'm white, please hit me," and "I'm white so I must be a Nazi - sorry" and retail online for $47.99 each plus shipping and handling.